Create an account

Pony Music Recording Studio



MELBAND: Forums

:: AUSBAND :: :: View topic - Funk Fusion Guitarist Modern Power Trio
 Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   UsergroupsUsergroups   ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Funk Fusion Guitarist Modern Power Trio

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    :: AUSBAND :: Forum Index -> Guitarists Wanted
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
EatenByASandwich
Newbie


Joined: Aug 23, 2014
Posts: 27

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:07 pm    Post subject: Funk Fusion Guitarist Modern Power Trio Reply with quote

Female or non-white guitarist needed for funk fusion trio.

Yes this is a racist ad but white guitar players are hopeless at this style.

You must have a great sound and feel and preferably be an advanced soloist.

You would probably be listening to Herbie, Monk, Commodores, Kool, Zawinul Syndicate, James Brown, P-Funk and so on.

Send a message for more details.

Thanks
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
bravewood
Rehearsing
Rehearsing


Joined: Jun 06, 2009
Posts: 209

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

White guys can't groove in the pocket. What a load of bollocks! Cheesy Grin
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
EatenByASandwich
Newbie


Joined: Aug 23, 2014
Posts: 27

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bravewood wrote:
White guys can't groove in the pocket. What a load of bollocks! Cheesy Grin


That's what she said.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
marzman
Newbie


Joined: Nov 18, 2004
Posts: 24

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:58 pm    Post subject: white guys can't play funk???? Reply with quote

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so please, tell me this is just a prank. For me nowadays it's so hard to tell the difference.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
EatenByASandwich
Newbie


Joined: Aug 23, 2014
Posts: 27

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:51 pm    Post subject: Re: white guys can't play funk???? Reply with quote

marzman wrote:
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so please, tell me this is just a prank. For me nowadays it's so hard to tell the difference.


Not a prank but this is funk fusion not funk.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
marzman
Newbie


Joined: Nov 18, 2004
Posts: 24

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right!!! I had a look at some of those you mentioned...not a female guitarist to be seen anywhere. And.....what's this....James Brown...live in Edinburgh.....there's a WHITE guitarist!! Well, what does James Brown know anyway!
Just be honest, say what you really mean and you may get a little more respect. You want a band of social justice warriors. Fine, us hopeless white guys won't apply, and we won't cry racist. That's a promise.
But to attempt to justify yourself with this bullshit about white players makes you look musically illiterate and well.....nothing short of stupid, and is bound to make anyone potentially fitting the profile, those who do know what they're doing, feel the same way.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
pagey
Newbie


Joined: Aug 12, 2014
Posts: 11

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hang on, do female applicants need to be non-white as well, or can white girls groove? It would seem strange if the only people who couldn't play that funky music were white boys.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
TheKrakenBeast
Rehearsing
Rehearsing


Joined: Dec 28, 2015
Posts: 75
Location: Forest Moon of Endor

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about cross-dressing and blackface? Very exotic. Feel the fusion.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
EatenByASandwich
Newbie


Joined: Aug 23, 2014
Posts: 27

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for your interest. We have now found someone.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    :: AUSBAND :: Forum Index -> Guitarists Wanted All times are GMT + 11 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

Ludwig Drums at Pony Music



Forums ©